unpicasso:

me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible

me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:

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difficult:

Talent: overthinking

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snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

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asteroidedangel:

cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes

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frogyell:

frogyell:

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl

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harinef:

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